That Soviet Guy

YOU DAMN KAPITALISTS!

Priceless: digg owns Xbox 360, praises PS3

Posted on Aug 18, 2009 03:12:39 PM

I found this picture hilarious. Remember how Microsoft kept having the upper hand and bashing the PS3?

Look at todays main page on digg.com:

priceless

Take that Microsoft! Now go mate with Kojima or something.

MGS4 headed to 360? Apple iPhone MGS4 logo = Microsoft?!

Posted on Feb 28, 2009 05:39:27 AM

So we all saw the Metal Gear Solid Touch logo. And we were guessing – wtf is it?

I wasn’t hyped or anything. Then Apple announces the iPhone MGS4 port. Big deal, it’s going to be crap anyway.

And today when I was plugging my Xbox 360 in, I found the shocking truth behind the Apple-Microsoft conspiracy.

Look at the picture below. I was like WTF MAN?!

Xbox 360 logo is Metal Gear Solid Touch's logo?

Let’s just think logical here.

Apple and Microsoft aren’t buddies. Mac vs Windows

Sony and Microsoft aren’t buddies. PS3 vs 360

So what the hell is the logo found on Microsoft Xbox 360′s power button doing on a Sony exclusive game that is being ported onto the Apple iPhone?

Can someone explain or I’ll drink myself to death

Is Microsoft buying apple because of MGS4 in order to gain the rights to eventually port it to the 360? (we know MS paid $50 mil just for the crappy DLC of GTAIV, who knows, maybe they went on to buy Apple)

Or is this a global conspiracy to make us fanboys wet our pants?

First & A Big PHUQ to PSN

Posted on Feb 17, 2009 04:18:07 PM

Dis is my first postz for all you kapitalists.

Thing is that I live in a post soviet kountry. Teh problem with it is that it’s in no way supported by PSN.

Thus, I cannot buy anything from the store.

Since I can register an account with a supported country, I need a credit card issued by that country.

while I kud buy a PSN card off ebay you will say — but my country AINT SUPPORTED EVEN THERE!

So teh only way is to either negotiate with ebay sellers to accept third-ass payment methods or create a virtual credit card, which, again, isn’t supported by my country.

My country shall rename unnamed, we’ll just say that it’s post-soviet and near Russia.

And throughout this blog I will entertain you kapitalists with some soviet style gaming!